Day 19 My job is to babysit... or is it?

Babysitting is tiring!

I am still babysitting LittleMe. On top of having trouble making her ears stand, she also has bowel movement problems. So whenever she remotely thinks of the idea that maybe she needs to go potty, Jennifer ruuuuuns to catch her and throws her in the garden. I'm happy about it, because then I get to go 10 times a day outside!

Hard to tell which is the puppy and which is the more grown up ;)

Some evenings Jen goes out and leaves me home to watch over Kiwi. When she comes back she smells weird and talks funny. Then in the morning, she mutters something about never drinking beer again.

And then the next week she does it again...

Today she took me to the place she usually goes out, because she lost her gloves there and thought maybe I could find them. I told her I am not a sniffer dog, my job is not to find things. I am a fetch-dog, I bring back balls and sticks. Jen looked at me funny and said I was a future guide dog. Guide dog? Me? What a funny joke! If I am in charge of guiding someone, I will surely guide them to the tennis court where it is a ball paradise, mwahahaaaa!

2 balls!

Day 11 Tesco

Weeeee there is free food all over the ground today!! It's like ice cream everywhere!!

Griffin and I in the garden

 Everyday, Jennifer takes her fur off and goes into a tube where she gets all wet. I don't know why she does it, but all I know is that the water there tastes a lot better than the water in my waterbowl.

Can I have some water please?

Then she puts lots of layers of fur back on. It must be quite a hassle. Every morning I just keep the same fur on. A lot of people compliment me on how I am dressed, so it means black must suit me well. I guess I'll keep it like that :)

Playing with Berry

We went to a big store with a lot of pretty, shiny, -some smelling good, some looking chewy- things. Jennifer didn't eat any of the free ice cream on the floor outside, so we had to buy her food. She really is spoiled!

The place is called Tesco. I figured it's called like that to remind me of all the things I can't do: Touch Eat Sniff Chew Overstress.

This I find relatively easy to do. But because it's always good to bug Jennifer a bit, so I got really hyper on the way out. I pulled and barked for her to hurry. I know she doesn't appreciate that, but it's fun for me anyway!

Look there is an Akce on toys!!

We came back by car. I had to be the copilote, to make sure everything is ok.

Welcome aboard Mety-airlines. We would like to remind you
that smoking is not allowed aboard this vehicule.

Then we went to the guide dog office, where Jen signed a paper concerning me without even reading it properly!

Uh-oh...

Then she laughed "mwahahhahaaa you are now mine!!! I will eat you!!! Grrrrrroaaah!!" and she chased me in the house.
Later tonight I looked at the paper. She doesn't speak czech, but I do. The paper doesn't even say I am hers, quite the opposite. Ooooof, Jennifer won't eat me after all! :)