Day 16 More babysitting

We went to see Max again!!

I put my best fur on for today (black, to make me look thinner). I put black eyeliner around the eyes. For my tail, I made it black and fluffy. I wanted to put green pants, but I don't have any, so I decided to go with black.

I never know how to say hello to him, so I hugged him. I hope he doesn't just see me as a friend...

But then he said I smelled very good today. Thankfully today I am all black, so when I blushed it wasn't visible!

Griffin is gone, but from today LittleMe is staying with us for some days.

LittleMe is quite young, so I decided to teach her how to be a proper little german shepherd.

This is how you act cute for treats! 

List of things to teach her:

• Bark if:

    -you hear something suspicious

    -you hear something not suspicious

    -it is too silent

• Be cute:

    -make the biggest eyes possible

    -put yourself on the floor

    -that's it

• When drinking: 

    -only half the water is good. The other half should be dropped on the floor

    -water tastes better if you drink it as fast as possible

    -shower water is the best, followed by melted snow

• With toys:

Teaching LittleMe how to dissect

    -toys must be dissected to make a pathological statement (my mommy is a vet, she taught me)

    -if toy has squeaker, the squeaker must be dissected first (you don't want the toy to suffer, right?)

    -conclusion of autopsy: the toy likely died from being dissected in the first place

LittleMe also has a slight ear problem: I told her to put them up straight.

This is the best she could do:

Gnnnnn really trying to keep them up!!!

I told her like that it looks like Dobby, the house-elf in Harry Potter. Stef said Molly looks like Dobby.

So mistreated!! Jen said that ;)

We are also babysitting Bella, a little Westie:

Bella, totally invisible in this picture

Bella is white to be camouflaged in the snow.

To improve her camouflage she rolls in the leaves and the mud (and feces?).
Isn't it a genius idea?!

(of course Jen and Stef disagree, as usual parents...)

She is so invisible that I often mistakenly step on her.